A sink full of dishes and some aqualube

Third Eye Blind's Third Eye Blind is too good. I can listen to it repeatedly and not get tired of it.

The album reminds me of a time when I would ditch class in Jr High with my best friend. Afterward, she would make me watch Marilyn Manson music videos with her hahaha.

I dreamed I was stabbed in the head with my bread knife. And I could feel the knife in my brain! Ugh.

Eating Habits

Do you "save the best for last"?

I do it, and I do it often. The habit is evolving - in a weird way.

For lunch, I had a "gourmet" Ham & Cheese sandwich at Famima!!. Normally, I would try to get equal amounts of ingredients(?) in each bite, but the damn sandwich only had 2 small slices of tomato. Objective failed.

So obviously the last bite in each halve had to contain a piece of tomato. But each halve also had two slices, so I had to decide which slice looked like it would taste better. The chosen tomato would take part in my last bite.

I've fucking lost it.

Ima Failure....not really

I burnt my heart.



Also, sometimes I feel like Why? is on the precipice of being fucked up white rap. But I'm really glad he's not.

Ima Puppy Lover

Ima big sister

My little brother's birthday was on the 10th, but I made his cake a few days late...sorry!

Albert is my cake stand

Then today, my brother remembered this empty old piñata we had lying around the house, and asked my mom if he could break it open. She didn't want to go to the store to get candy, so he asked our neighbor for some. He came back with expired Nature Sweet bars.

Oh my god, my heart fell when he came to me asking, "Sister, can you put these in the piñata so me and my friends can hit it?"

I immediately walked to the store to buy some candy for him.

3 pounds of candy and $11.00 later:

Riley really wanted a Starburst

Ima little delirious

Warning:
These pictures will result in fits of laughter, along with difficulty breathing, tummy aches, and tears. You will probably end up browsing pictures all night long, instead of doing your homework. Also, you will LOL - literally.

I can't get over his face! and the tongue!!!

Ima Txtr

There's a rumor circulating the cell's today. I got one from my friend and one from my dad.

"Do not go to any Walmart tonight. Gang initiation to shoot 3 women tonight. Not sure which walmart. And confirmed on tv."

Conversation that follows:

Me: Stupid gangs.....i want to join one
F: Ha ha! Ur funny! :P
M: Let's start our own gang. What ever happened to Captain Planet*? haha
F: Ha ha wtf? Thats some random shit! Captain Planeta gang x13 ese!


As long as it's not at Target.

*Captain Planet was some sort of Myspace group name (I think) for the short lived band, Hot Wet Desire, my friends and I formed. Actually I don't really 'member what the name was for.

Ima Working Woman

I am now working at Dodger Stadium aka Dodgertown aka "The Happiest Place On Earth", at least according to the Torres family.

Also, at BK they have this really tasty Steakhouse Burger:

But come on!! Why a rectangle shaped patty? Its just hanging meat. Ew.

I just watched Becoming Jane.

Why couldn't they make a fictitious happy ending? I'm so sad now.

Ima Procrastinator

Our 4yr anniversary was last Sunday. We celebrated it like any other young 20-something couple: Palm Springs.

It doesn't look like it, but this was the steepest parking lot ever

Crazy design made by termites(?)

I kept getting stuck in the snow:

Girl: Walked the Trail of Tears

I guess I don't care much anymore

Today I went to Target with unwashed hair, sweats, and no bra. Ugh.

A mama's trash is a puppy's treasure

Sheba

doggy yearbook photo?

Eggs, mozzarella, mushrooms

Will this make a good omelet?

We will find out after Albert finishes watching the Julia Childs tutorial on how to make omelets. (Haha what?!)

I wouldn't show him how to make one, so he went to the internet for help.

He also watched this video too, apparently:



"try at home"


UPDATE:

sautee the mushrooms

uh oh

"it looks ok, just throw some cheese on it"

it looked ok, but it wasn't. Thanks for trying babe.