so many good smells today: basil, rosemary, jasmine

worst smell ever: fresh yeast. go ahead and take a whiff for yourself.

According to my mom, swine flu is caused by bestiality.

Deja Vu

I really hate the way this girl looks.


I wonder if people think this is what CA/L.A. girls look like?

I like to feed the babies. baby bird crumb face

The baby in this ad creeps me out. Like (s)he is all-knowing.

I like to sleep with junk on my bed.

nightmare turned reality

On our way to the Central Library, Albert told me that the men's bathrooms have really short doors on the stalls, so that when you're sitting down, other people can still see your head.

Ohmygod, I've seriously had NIGHTMARES of this! No joke. The worst thing in life is to have people watching you while you pee.

I skipped work today to go to school (1st day after spring break; 1st day of a semi-new class), and my mom got mad at me because "I'm not out there, making money".

what the fuck?

I'm sitting here with my Nana, watching Sabado Gigante, and a video of a little kid starts playing where he is writing to Don Francisco (the host). His little voiceover begs Don Francisco to help his parents because his dad thinks his mom is a fat & eats too much, and talks shit to/about her. This kid is 3 years old!! It's so fucked/sad.

Sidenote- What a pimp:

Last night, I dreamt about how awesome Rorschach is. He really is.

Also, the best smell ever:


Wet creosote bush.

I hear that there are gila monsters running around the ranch right now. I'm kind of scared, but I also want to go look for one.

Went to my "happiest place on earth" (besides NYC): Madera Canyon. I have the absolute bestest memories from here.

I scratched my fucking sunglasses.

this little frog was just sitting there, looking cute

serenading the females/males?

look at that grip!

saw some wild turkeys - this one was chasing our truck.

saw some baby moos

Having your menstrual cramps on a flight is one of the worst things to ever experience.

I just bought myself a small birthday present. I love these cute birdie curtain holdbacks from The Land of Nod.
I've also been wanting to paint my room. I really want to try a light seafoam green/blue-ish color. Kind of like this:

I love this picture too, by the way

We are totally into the game.
And I'm winning! Ha!

Do you hear what I hear?

snippets of a conversation I overheard on the bus:


"I've been more productive lately...like I've been playing basketball and video games a lot"

"Ok...so you've had sex like once every six months. Have you ever taken Statistics in school? You know, probabilities? So I would say you have good odds of having sex with [inaudible] by Christmas."

(ahh...I was wondering what that class was for)

"Those girls are annoying after we have sex. I'm like shut the fuck up bitch!"

"I know some niggas who ask them girls for money after they fuck them."

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I'm sure there was to be more where that came from, but unfortunately I had to get off the bus.

ps.
I almost got hit by some stupid Suit running a red light. I hate drivers and their cars. I flipped her off and it felt good.

pps
I saw a school bus with the name Snowline Joint U.S.D. on its side. Anyone else find that funny?